Friday, September 01, 2006

Last Days of the Reich

It's not gonna be an easy road to freedom.

The manpower in the office has been depleted even further thanks to the irrationality of someone Upstairs, thus resulting in my being tasked to do many more unenviable jobs. Its quite a sickening thing when one realizes how bloody slack some of the other jokers in the office are.

This will be a bitter struggle to what promises to be a sweet end.

Anyway, Arsenal have finally made a move in the market!

All hail William Gallas and Julio Baptista! May they bring glory to the club!

I'm not sorry to see traitor Cole and cry-baby Reyes leave, especially the latter, who's been useless as a replacement for Bobby Pires. The former was and still is the best left-back in the world, and he was one of my favourite and greatly admired soccer players, even among the Arsenal team, but his mercenary tendencies got the better of his loyalty. He's no Henry or Steven Gerard, that's for sure. May his name be forever blackened as he throws his lot with the asshole MORONho.

At least we got William Gallas and Julio Baptista! More solid defenses, and more firepower up front!

I was on the verge of losing all hope for the team when Joey Barton did them in last Saturday, but, as it goes in the language of computer game geeks, there is nothing sweeter than the words "REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED".

And what makes that even more sweet is that Pascal "Donkey" Cygan is off to join Bobby Pires at Villareal! HAHAHA! Good Riddance! And good luck to you (or should we say condolences), Bobby Pires, have fun trying to cover for the Donkey's defensive screw-ups!

Still, the most WTF transfer news I've heard is that of West Ham's acquisition of Tevez and Maschermo. That is seriously Far Out. WTF?!?!? Who would have thought??