Saturday, September 09, 2006

The Final Battle

All cultures speak of an Apocalypse, an Armaggedon, a last trial of Fire and Brimstone that will consume humanity before paradise is gained.

So it is with those of us with 8 weeks to ORD.

As the RSM and his fellow Warrant Officers tighten their iron grip of terror upon my unit, I will see to it that not only will I survive to collect my pink IC, I will also emerge victorious and the stronger for it, and I will expose their ciminal stupidity and stupid criminality, which is the least they deserve for their tyranny and sadism.

The days of wrath are here. But once they are over for me- they will begin for them.

And I will be returned to the sweet life I once knew.