A Tleilaxu Epigram

Here lies a toppled god-
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

ARSENAL 2 MANCHESTER UNITED 1

THERE'S ONLY ONE ROBIN VAN PERSIE

THERE'S ONLY ONE THIERRY HENRY

THERE'S ONLY ONE ARSENE WENGER

Credit to Rooney and Man U, but, this is The ARSENAL you're playing!

Man Utd may win the Title this season (I'm hoping they do, in fact, as Arsenal is effectively out of this), but Arsenal have got their pride back.

COME ON ARSENAL!

NOW BRING ON THE FALSE CHAMPIONS! CHELSKI SCUM!

A Mirror

Grossly elongated
Grotesque disproportions
Freshly stretched out along the torture rack

Bone
cadaverous, skeletal, flesh evaporated
the skin taut over bone.

Warped visage
that does not adhere to nature's standards
that spits in the face of Aesthetic's laws

Beyond cognizance

Beneath humanity

Nevermind the being within
Nevermind the heart unseen
Nevermind the soul kept clean

It is a
Freak

A Freak of nature

"They will fear us at Anfield"

FA Cup: Liverpool 1 Arsenal 3

Carling Cup: Liverpool 3 Arsenal 6

What's the score, Anfield??

What's the score, eh, Kop??

ALL HAIL THE BEAST!!

"They will fear us at Anfield"

HA! HA! HA!

Well said, Bellamy!