Been a crappy July, 20th birthday notwithstanding.
In fact, I had duty on my birthday! WTF.
And the new RSM has come in and all the dark terror of the Warrant Officers have been unleashed.
And England lost to Portugal and that dirty diving dogfucker Ronaldo. (Not that I was really supporting England since Sven-Goran Idiotssen NEVER played Theo Walcott)
And France lost to dirty Italy.
And Ashley Cole wants to defect to Chelsea and motherfucking Mourinho.
And Jose Antonio Reyes wants to leave for Real Madrid just because he can't speak good English.
And Iran is is going nuclear, with a madman mahdi at its helm.
And North Korea is launching missiles all over.
And there's war brewing in Israel and the children are getting blasted to little pieces of kiddy meat.
And Gayle Nerva is out of Singapore Idol AGAIN.
And Paul TwoHill the OneEyed is still going strong. That thing masquerading as an idol contestant is more like those psychotic killer dupes from a stereotypical Hollywood slashing horror flick. One of the guys in camp commented that he felt sorry for his left eye because it couldnt see anything. I replied that he didnt have a left eye to begin with; it was gouged out by Paul himself during the selection rounds to traumatise the judges into accepting him, so he had to cover the gaping socket with his hair.
The only good news is that Arsenal's EMIRATES STADIUM is finally complete! WOOOT! The best stadium in England with state of the art facilties. The best stadium in England for the best team in England. Come on Arsenal!
Oh well enough about July.
Remember, Remember, the FIFTH OF NOVEMBER!
